Monster Sleeps

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Son:”Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!” Dad:”Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Life Developed

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One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was … Read more

Sister Named Teresa

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Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She’s named after something your mother loves, Easter! It’s an anagram. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Alan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Dog Died

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“Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?” “You’re not fooling me dad, a chair!” “Not this time, your dog died. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Dad’s Lap

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Little Johnny: Mom, I was on the bus yesterday with dad and he asked me to give up my seat for a lady. Mom: Good, you did the right thing. Little Johnny: But Mom, I was sitting on dad’s lap. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more

Tattoo Merry Christmas

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It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of … Read more

John Woke

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John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, “he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. … Read more

Ice Cream – Finding Young

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Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, “Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play. “ “But mum” wailed the child, “There’s no one to play with. “ “OK, “said the mother wearily, “I’ll play with you. What do you want … Read more

Christmas Please

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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?” Mother: „No, you’ll be getting turkey, like every year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

May Sorry

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“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” “It’s May… “ “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.