A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s … Read more
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural, “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder. “ The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have … Read more
While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replies, “What about three?” The genie retorts “Look pal, I’m in a hurry, I’ve been cooped up in that damn lamp for… “ “OK, alright” the guy responds. … Read more
Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia and before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask. You haggle. “ At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. … Read more
Son: “Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool. “ Father: “Okay, give him a glass of water. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John was asked by his son “Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?” “Well just look at your mum, son. “John said. “But she’s not black. “ “I know, you idiot!” John replied, “She’s a fucking whore!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, … Read more
A boy called up his mom from the hospital, “Mom, I took tests and they declared that I have AIDS. “ Mom, “What? Don’t come back home son, go away. “ Boy “Why mom, I’m your son. “ Mom, “You foolish boy! If you come back home, then your wife will be infected, from your … Read more
Little Johnny’s teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said, “my dad is a pilot, and my mommy is an architect. “ “Great, “said the teacher. Michael got up and said, “my dad is a doctor, and my mom is a … Read more