A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. “ Doctor: “I have really good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass … Read more
A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, “I am sorry, sir. There’s no cash. “ Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager’s room and yelled at him. “You are … Read more
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life. “ The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing … Read more
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you. “ “Why not?’ the snake asks. “ “Because you can’t hold your liquor. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization. The Greek: We built the Acropolis! the Italian: We built the Colosseum! The Greek: We gave the world advanced math! the Italian: We made the Roman Empire! The Greek: We discovered sex! the Italian: And we introduced it to women! … Read more
A man goes to the doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my dear wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should also try it. … Read more
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem. “ “Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A 90 year-old Jew Jacob is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?” And Sarah says, “Yes, I am here. “ He then says: “Are my children – my wonderful children – are they here with me?” His daughters … Read more
Wife: “There’s something preying on my mind. “ Husband: “Don’t worry, it’ll soon die of starvation. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, sweetheart. “her mother replied, “Why ever would you ask such a … Read more