A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The clown asked him what he was planning to do. The husband answered, “This is a disaster. I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of … Read more
A guy goes in to join the circus. The ringmaster looks at him and says, “This isn’t like the old days, kid. We don’t just take anyone off the street anymore. You have to have some kind of unique talent. “ The guy pleads with him, “Just give me a minute and I’ll show you … Read more
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, kiss, hug, and have sex. “ … Read more
The owner of the flea circus learned from experience. He posted a sign that read: “Dogs are not welcome. They steal the show. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A circus is holding auditions and an eighty-five year old man shows up. “What do you do?” asks the ringmaster. “I bend over backwards, “says the man, “and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth. “ “Wow, “says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. “Then … Read more
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
“‘Darling, would you save me if I jumped into the water?” “Honey, if I say yes, will you jump?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he … Read more
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says “You sheerin’ mate?” and the first guy replies “Naw, they’re all mine”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The circus advertised a new act, “Pig That Can Speak French. “ The trainer walked onto the stage, one hand holding a small pig with a green ribbon while the other held a wooden mallet. “Parlez-vous français?” asks the trainer and then proceeds to hit the pig with the mallet. The pig: “Ouiii” This joke … Read more