Relieve Worrying

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Doctor to woman: “What is the matter about your husband?” Woman: “He is worrying about MONEY. “ Doctor: “I think I can relieve him of that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Okay Yes

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A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: “Have you been drinking?” The man replies: “Okay, yes, I have… how did you know, officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?” “No sir, “replied the policeman, “… nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you. “ This joke … Read more

Debt James

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Tony: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. James: That’s what I’m afraid of! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Hurry Playing Women

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Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up. “ When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress. “ The … Read more

Red Knows Rain

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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain. “ His wife asked, “How do you know?” “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Ball Type

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A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. “The ball type?” asked the clerk. “No, “said the dumb man. “It’s for my underarms. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Drunk June Everybody

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A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, “Happy New Year everybody. “and the waiter says, “We are in June you drunk man. “ And the drunk man says, “Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!” This joke is included in the … Read more

Bartender Where’s

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A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, “Ohh my god Texas seats are really big. “ He went to a bar and asked for a beеr and when the bartender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, “Wooww Texas mugs are really big. “ Later … Read more

Martial Arts

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A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks: “Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?” Offended, the Asian man replies: “What do you think that just because I’m Asian I know martial arts?” The man replies: … Read more