There was an employment advertisement in an office. So a guy went there. Manager asked him: “Do you know what the meaning of a Ph. D. is?” The guy answered: “Passed High school with Difficulties. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, “Oh I’m sorry, would you like some?” He replied, “No, I think I’ll wait. “ So they continued down the road and the … Read more
After browsing the restaurant menu, Melvin had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a filet?” “Neither, “the waitress said “It’s a fish. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in DC. The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily … Read more
A private school was faced with a strange problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the … Read more
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, “I have to go change. I’ll be back in a minute. “ Five minutes later, the female egg walked out in a slinky “egg”lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the … Read more
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17. “ The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many … Read more
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ms. Battle: Henry, I hope I didn’t see you copying Casey’s math test. Henry: I hope you didn’t either. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If … Read more