While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days. “ Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Jay, aren’t you and … Read more
“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor, “the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter. “ “Ah, yes, “recalled the judge. “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A talk between blondes Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don’t understand life. Tracy: What do you mean? Stacy: When we were younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” “No. “ The second beau came to the door and said, “I’m Joe, I’m here to … Read more
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the … Read more
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did. Why?” “Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them… ?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great… I would recommend it very highly. “ The other man said, … Read more
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Oh no, I look like a pig” The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A Medical University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man’s butt. Mystified, he … Read more