A man visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: “You will not be rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on … Read more
Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sperm asked him why he was always exercising. “You see, “said Stanley, “when the time comes, I’m gonna be first, you’ll see. “The other sperm did not believe him. … Read more
Since a week Tony’s wife was just standing there sadly looking through the window. “I should probably go let her in. “thought Tony. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A father was explaining to his son about the sex. “There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is … Read more
Frankie’s German girlfriend liked to rate his sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. One night they tried anal sex and she kept yelling 9. That was the best Frankie has ever done. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!” Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years of bad luck. “ Condom: “Bitchеs, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jessica goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Jess waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Jessica, what is your multi-syllable word?” Jess says, “Mas-tur-bate. “ Miss Rogers smiles and says, … Read more
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother: “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, … Read more
A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on a hospital bed. A young nurse came to cleanse his body with a sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am … Read more
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today! ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.