adult-humor

Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “We’re playing cards, and your mother is my wild card. “ A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m playing cards. “ “Where’s your … Read more

Little Johnny walks into his dad’s bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, “What are you doing, Dad?” His father quickly replies, “I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed. “ Little … Read more

A young man asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers: “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, … Read more

A man calls 911 emergency: “Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!” After five minutes, the same man calls back: “It is ok, I found another one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

On Sunday little Johnny went for a bath with his dad. The ground was slippery. So the poor boy, to avoid being knocked down, grabbed his father’s penis. His father smiled and told him: “Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more

One day little Johnny went with his aunt to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches long. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: “That is nothing” The other month when he went with his mother to the … Read more