A blonde was driving down the motorway when she read a sign saying, “Clean toilets ahead, 8 miles on the left. “ She was really late for her appointment since there were 17 toilets to clean. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. “Sit down and tell me how it happened, “says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear. “ “What … Read more
“How come you’re late?” asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. “It was awful, “she explained. “I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull … Read more
While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, a confused blonde complained to her friend. She said, “How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?” This joke is included in the … Read more
A blonde, not super-bright woman was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed. When asked by the crash investigator what happened, she said, “I got cold so I turned off the fan. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Gracie was driving down the road in her pickup truck when she spotted a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle of a corn field. She slammed on her brakes and swerved into the cornfield. Pulling up beside the blonde, she rolled down her window and shouted, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?! … Read more
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started. “ Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster. … Read more
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager. “$300′′ – he replied. “That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?”- the blonde asked. The store manager said he couldn’t, and got … Read more