3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My … Read more
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get … Read more
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week. “ “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he Ok?” “He must be, “said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling … Read more
A boy had just gotten his driving permit, so he asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your haircut, then we will talk … Read more
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night. “Dad, listen, “he shouted, “I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit. “ “Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of … Read more
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings. “ The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose. “ The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt. “ The first and … Read more
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: “Wow, you won’t believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. … Read more
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “Ok old fart, time for you to retire. “ The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has … Read more
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, “We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement. “ Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters’ flies. “The string … Read more