A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The Bartender says, “Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?” The man replies “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We BET we can tell exactly how old you are. “ The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools. “ … Read more
At a parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?” The inmate responded, “It’s bec… “ Officer: “Yes?” Inmate: “I think I have. . “ Officer: “Go on. “ Inmate: “Can I Please finish my sentence?” Officer: “Sure. Parole denied. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager’s surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, “Does your boss know that you discourage business … Read more
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry. He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, “Asshole attorneys”. The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying “I want you to know I highly resent that remark”. “Why, are you an … Read more
A guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy who’s obviously been drinking for a while. The drunk gets up from his stool to go to the bathroom and falls down 3 times. The guy says to himself “I’ll help this guy get home safely” and helps him out to his … Read more
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says “I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper’s Ball?” The trooper responded, “Troopers don’t have balls, ma’am. “ After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away. This joke is … Read more
Englishman, Scottishman and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at the end of day and an Englishman has sold 2, a Scottsman has sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says “Iiii sssold ssssixty. “ The other … Read more