A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much that date cost you… “ “It cost me only four euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that much. “ “I know father… … Read more
Lawyer: “Your Honor, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence. “Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?” Lawyer: “I have discovered that my client still has money. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. “You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty day’s pay, “said the officer. “All right, sir, “said the bright soldier, “I’ll take the money. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Roger was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweler’s shop. The jeweler inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?” Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, “No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’. “ The jeweler smiled and said, “Yes, … Read more
An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: “Did you notice anything special about the man?” asks the agent. “Yes, “replied the teller. “He was better dressed each time. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Jim was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. He said, “Can I see your ticket please?” “Not right now” Jim shouted, “I’m having a shit!” He said, “I don’t believe you, can you pass it under the door?” “No problem, “Jim said, sliding it under. “The … Read more
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the screaming in there?” he yells. “You’re scaring … Read more
A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $200, she exclaims, “I don’t have that kind of money, but I’ll do anything to get a message to my mother. “ He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back … Read more
An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip … Read more