A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: “Assume we have a can opener… “ This joke is included in the … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. “ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you … Read more
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party in a bar. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned: “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit. “And why not, darling?”, the father asked. You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal. “ The second one says, “That’s nothing. My Daddy can eat six. “ Little Johnny starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light … Read more
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the Chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor, “the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the … Read more
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggests playing rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. “Stop all this nonsense. Let’s just flip the stool over. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, “Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. … Read more
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a dildo up her. “What are you doing, “he shouts. “Well you won’t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute, “she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a dildo up his arse drinking a … Read more
A vampire goes into the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, “I thought you guys only drank blood. “ The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “We do, I’m making tea. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more