Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. “I just can’t stand my mother-in-law, “sighs one. “That’s quite understandable, “nods the other one, “Why don’t you just have the potatoes with the gravy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting … Read more
A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: “Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998” and all the people were amazed. At the 2nd try she answered “Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953” and they were once again amazed. … Read more
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him, went to her and asked her “Can you please help me? I don’t know what hole I’m on. “ She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6. “ He … Read more
A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women – a blonde, a brunette, … Read more
Johnny got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers’ party. He snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was his dad. Johnny said, “After 30 years of marriage I can’t believe you’re … Read more
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a while the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks “You guys … Read more
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gasses here. “ He doesn’t react. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man to a woman: “Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger?” Woman: “No. “ Man: “Let’s have lunch sometime…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys, Irish, English, and Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his … Read more