A doctor got a phone call from one of his colleagues. “We need a fourth for poker, “the voice on the phone said. “I’ll be right over, “replied the doctor. As he was putting on his overcoat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious, “he said gravely. “In fact, there are three … Read more
Irish Saw mill Accident… Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to … Read more
A funny magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, “What on earth have I done?” He began to ponder, “How am I going to bring back my beloved family?” So, he thought for a while and decided a good idea … Read more
A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. “What happened to you?” the friend asked. “Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the … Read more
A 90 year old geezer married a very young filly and was telling his doctor that they were expecting a baby. “Let me tell you a story, “the doctor said. “There was an absent-minded fellow who went hunting one day, but instead of picking up a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly, while he … Read more
Two blond ladies were discussing the big hole in the street as every day somebody falls in it… Michelle : We must find a solution because every day someone is dead and the nearest hospital is 20 Km. Rose : I got it, we can build a new hospital beside the hole. Michelle : It … Read more
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog. The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking … Read more
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned … Read more
A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, “My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet. This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them. “We have two big needs, “said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor. “ The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. … Read more