medical

Macy went to the doctor to see if he can help her to stop smoking . The doctor suggested that every time she felt like smoking, she should reach for a chocolate bar. It didn’t work, because no matter how hard Macy tried she couldn’t get the chocolate bar to light. This joke is included … Read more

An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room. A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?” “Seriously!” shouts the chicken. “Here, too?!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute. This amazed the fellow … Read more

A young Navy officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance. … Read more

Making conversation with the boy the pediatrician asked the six-year-old patient, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax, “he replied without hesitation. “Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?” “Well, “said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but … Read more

“Madam, your husband must have absolute rest. “ “Well, Doctor, he won’t listen to me. “ “A very good beginning, madam, a very good beginning. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.