Office executive “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?” Boss “Certainly not!” Office executive “Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Mommy, “Little Johnny asked, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” “No, dear, “she replied. “Sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I’ll be working late at the office tonight… ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys. “ This … Read more
“I’m going to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage. But it is just a formality. “ “Who told you that?” “Gynecologist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then the three men are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison … Read more
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly. “ On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?” “Yes”, the boy’s mother answered. “And how is your son now?” the psychiatrist asked. … Read more
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to … Read more
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Brisbane, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the … Read more
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen. “ “That’s a beautiful name, “he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No, “she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents … Read more