Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man’s arm around the woman. The man says “Lookit them homo-sekshuls are ruining the sanctity of our institution. “We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. “ “Right, Darlin. “ The … Read more
Son: Dad, it’s so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “ This joke … Read more
A kid asks his mom why his sisters’ middle name is Paris? “Because that’s where we conceived her. “ “Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A three and a half year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. “Mom”, he asked, “is that my brain?” “Not yet”, his mom answered. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny once bought his granny a very fine toilet brush but when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his grandma, “Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?” “Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those … Read more
Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit … Read more
Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’ ‘What do you mean?’ asks mother. ‘Well,’ replies Mary. ‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little Johnny: “Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?” Dad: “No, son, it wouldn’t be right. “ Little Johnny: “Well, you could try. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Willy: “Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: “I don’t think so, Willy. Why do you ask?” Willy: “Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.