The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his five-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as … Read more
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $285,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it now. “ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door … Read more
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?” she asked. “First I’d have to know more about the child, “the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. “He’s very bright … Read more
A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12. When the grandson sent a thank you note, he wrote, “Dear Grandma. Thanks a lot for the shirt. I’d write more, but I’m all choked up. “ This … Read more
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ … Read more
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t. “ The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points … Read more
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert. “ A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert. “ … Read more
Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No, “says his mom, “of course not. “ Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A Jewish boy asked his father “Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?” The father replied, “40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Mr. Ben, I am asking for your daughter’s hand. “ “Why? I don’t get it, don’t you have a hand?” “I do sir, but I’m sick and tired with my own hand sir!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.