Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Benjamin Franklin’s picture still on the hundred dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
“Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?” “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children, “she wrote “10, “and where it said “List names of children, “she wrote “Leroy. “ When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here, where it says “List names of children, “you’re supposed to … Read more
A guy gets a parrot but it’s got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird’s attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming … Read more
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. . “ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. . The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which … Read more
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father, who has never seen an elevator, responded, “Son, … Read more
A politician died and went to the pearly gates. He peered over the angel’s shoulder and saw several clocks. He asked the angel what the clocks represented. The angels told him the hands of the clock only move when someone is lying. The man saw George Washington’s clock on the wall and asked the angel … Read more
Son: “After I graduate college I want to become a sales person because there must be hundreds of different types, which gives me options. “ Dad: “There may be many different types of products but there are only three types of salespeople… The first type will take your commissions and doesn’t care if you know… … Read more