A guy sent out an application for an online dating website to meet the ladies. The website rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, “What do you like most in a woman?” The man replied, “My dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked the server. “No, “he answered. “Bad knees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
One day a tiny Apache indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull’s Teepee. “Sitting Bull, “He asked, “Why does every man in our tribe have such long, complicated names?” “Well, “says Sitting Bull, “Its simple. the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When … Read more
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I’d be a little bull. “ The driver gets annoyed as the kids continue to yammer on. “If my dad was an rooster and my mom a … Read more
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 120 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 120 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only … Read more
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just … Read more
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. “Dad!” he shouted. “What are you doing?” “It’s ok, “his father replied. … Read more
“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today. “said the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day. “ … Read more
After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can … Read more
“Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to … Read more