A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. After a few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and opened a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that’s when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how he was and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. “So, what’s up man?” “It’s … Read more
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, “My Ryan loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in … Read more
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “WHO’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I DID. . want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included in … Read more
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in … Read more
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve … Read more
Andy and Annie are watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails … Read more
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle and decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says “So then, do you come here often?” The man replies “Only when the internet is off” and walks off. This joke … Read more
A shepherd goes to a television programme. A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, “What was the best day of your life?” The shepherd answers, “Well… the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village’s square … Read more