A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above … Read more
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This … Read more
Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, “Thanks for freeing me. I will grant you one wish. “ The fisherman looks around and says, “Well, we are almost out of … Read more
Control tower: “What’s your location?” Pilot : “I’m in the cockpit. “ Control tower:” I mean where is the airplane?” Pilot: “Mainly behind me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time. The old man … Read more
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one … Read more
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that. “ The other student says: “No, I don’t … Read more
Control tower: “What are your coordinates?” Pilot: “I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion. “ Control tower: “Can you be more specific?” Pilot: “Simba” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking about what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: “Unfortunately, … Read more
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get impregnated, “answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about it for … Read more