A man fell out of a tenth-story window. He’s lying on the ground with a big crowd around him. A cop walks over and says, “What happened?” The guy says, “I don’t know, I just got here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister, “exclaimed the telephone … Read more
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: “Have you been drinking?” The man replies: “Okay, yes, I have… how did you know, officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?” “No sir, “replied the policeman, “… nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you. “ This joke … Read more
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin’?” The driver said, “You buyin’?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was made the police chief in a nudist colony. He liked the job, but putting on the badge was murder! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Are you two twins?” “No, why do you ask?” “Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes. “ “OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?” “No, “says the cop. “What about all these other cars?” “They didn’t ask!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. “Aye, so I have’tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. … Read more
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 65, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 28, won a … Read more
At a parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?” The inmate responded, “It’s bec… “ Officer: “Yes?” Inmate: “I think I have. . “ Officer: “Go on. “ Inmate: “Can I Please finish my sentence?” Officer: “Sure. Parole denied. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more