Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff … Read more
Levy went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: “Unbuckle your shirt. “ And so he did, … Read more
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: “Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself as a horse. “ The psychiatrist says: “Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy. “ The woman: “Ok, don ́t worry, we have enough money because my husband has … Read more
Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. “ Another guy asks, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy. “ Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. “ A lady asks, “What’s that?” He … Read more
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: “So, how do I look?” “Well, at least you tried… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jacob, age 87, and Rebecca, age 84, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers “Yes. “ Says … Read more
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to … Read more
An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?” “Yes, sir, “said the witness in a low voice. “Once. “ “Whom did you marry?” “Well, a woman. “ The lawyer bellowed angrily, “Of course you married a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone marrying a man?” To … Read more
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that … Read more