Mine Keeps
Joe: “It is sickening the way my wife keeps talking about her ex husband…” Mitchell: “That’s nothing, mine keeps talking about her next husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
relationships
Math Professor
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: “My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old … Read more
Mama Reassures Isabella
As is tradition in Italian families, Isabella spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Isabella has any questions. Mama tells Isabella, “You have a problem, you come and see Mama. “ Later, Isabella’s husband unbuttons his shirt, and Isabella jumps up, runs next door and … Read more
Prepared Eat Days
Man: “What have you prepared to eat today?” Wife: “Nothing. “ Man: “But you did nothing yesterday. “ Wife : “I made it for two days. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hairiest Spot
Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom’s mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls … Read more
Book Entitled
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. “What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight, “he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his … Read more
Waltzing Assume Snarled
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume, “she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is, “he replied. “Breakfast. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Big-Ass Grill
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass … Read more
Business Fell
The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through … Read more
Different Position Tonight
Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?” Wife: “That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.