A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons … Read more
Every night while Dave is having dinner with his wife, Natalie goes to the bedroom, turns off the light and makes out with Dave’s friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubts and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. … Read more
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is. “ “Of course I do, “he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. … Read more
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man is telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife’s habit of staying up until 5 in the morning. “ “What is she doing?”, the pal asks. “Waiting for me to get home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another, “says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team, “ “That’s nothing, “says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another … Read more
Wife: “Every sunday you go fishing, right?” Husband: “Yeah… Why?” Wife: “Today the fish came here and told she’s pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Old Farmer Peter was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. “ Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you. “ Peter: “But I want you to. “ Wife: “But why?” Peter: “Jones once cheated … Read more
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak, “says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh, “says the husband, “she’ll order for herself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Margaret was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he’s not going to notice you. “ Sure enough, Margaret’s husband crawled into bed, but … Read more