Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I … Read more
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar. “ “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?” “Certainly, “says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars. “ “Two dollars?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns … Read more
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger … Read more
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids. “ Now his mind … Read more
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon. The family goes back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and … Read more
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly, “she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all, “she says, nibbling away at … Read more
An elderly Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it … Read more
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grandpa. “ Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. … Read more
A man who wants to murder his wife goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that. “ Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you … Read more
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and runs over an opossum. Knowing that mother opossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decided to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down … Read more