To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, a couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring to bed, the wife said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?” and so he stroked her hair. She reminded him of the way they had cuddled, and so they did. Then, with a sigh, she whispered, “Won’t … Read more
NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, “Pig Number 1, do you know your mission?” The pig replies, “Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink … Read more
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got signed off, so the wife made him some clothes … Read more
A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think you should do it because you get up first. “ He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee. … Read more
Juan told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. The next day she bought him an electric guitar. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you. “ The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?” The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband, owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!” This … Read more
A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!” “You’re on, “said his wife. “Where is the thousand?” “That is your first worry, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. “Aha, “she thought, “I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’ll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present. “ She took it … Read more
A woman sadly tells her husband: “We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear. “ After a pause her husband replied; “My dear that is why the place is known as ‘Heaven’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more