John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their thirtieth wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really, “says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No, “she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his … Read more
Don had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What!” shouted the boss. “I can’t give you more time now. Why didn’t you get married while you were off?” “Are you nuts?” replied Don. “That would have ruined my entire vacation!” This joke … Read more
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, “What about you? Do you rule your roost?” “Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife … Read more
Phil: Have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life? Ralph: You bet. Hers and mine! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the … Read more
The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce. “Tell me explicitly, “the judge directed the woman, “what fault you have found with your husband. “ The wife was explicit: “He’s a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless fool!” “Tut, tut!” the judge remonstrated. “I suspect you would … Read more
Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?” John replies, “I haven’t found the right woman yet. “ “So what are you looking for?” “Oh, she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice … Read more
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband. “John, “the marriage counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy… Here’s what I want you … Read more
A man went into a dentist and asked “How much will it cost to have teeth taken out?” . “$90” said the dentist. “That’s ridiculous, “said the man. “I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60”. ” That’s still too expensive, “said the man. ” “If I don’t use any anesthesia I could … Read more