A vacationer telephones a seaside hotel to ask where it was. “It’s only a stone’s throw from the beach, “he was told. “How will I recognize it?” asked the man. “It’s the one with all the broken windows. “came the reply. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
John was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him, doing about 30 miles per hour. Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken took off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into a farm. As … Read more
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern … Read more
A Tourist was driving down a country road when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. He stopped and said, “What’s the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?” The boy says, “Nope! Just found one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. They all boarded … Read more
A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Hmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there … Read more
Today Walter picked up his mother-in-law at the airport. She’s getting a little up there. Walter’s mother-in-law at the age where she doesn’t remember things too well. So, when Walter saw her, he said, “Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied for the job. He calls one into his office to interview him. The man says that he can put the wheels right on the edge of a bridge, drive, and not fall off. The employer is very impressed. He … Read more
A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the … Read more