Two friends are talking over lunch on an outdoor patio. “So what are you doing for summer vacation?” one asks. The other one replies, “I want to go to Italy again, like last year. “ The first asks, “Wow! You went to Italy last year?” The other answers, “No, but I wanted to. “ This … Read more
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope, “replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “yours is!” This joke is … Read more
Daughter: “Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Las Vegas!” Dad: “What hotel did he run?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Air traffic controller: “Flight 1234, for noise reduction, turn right 45 degrees. “ Airline pilot: “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Air Traffic controller: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A busy mother and her two small children, Jack and Sally, were on a train ride to the city. Halfway through the trip, Jack asked his mother, “What was the name of the last station where this train stopped?” The mother replied, “I don’t remember. “Why?” “Well, “little Jack answered, “because that’s where Sally got … Read more
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, “You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can. “ After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone. When the judge asked … Read more
An Airbus is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 900 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly an Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? … Read more
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here, “said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear … Read more
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $100 for sex. “ The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. … Read more
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olafsen’s Laundry. “ “Hans Olafsen?”, he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman … Read more