A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?” The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm. “ The boy looked down and … Read more
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the … Read more
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well, “replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” “What action did you take?’ persisted another officer. “Why, sir, “replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30. … Read more
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes. … Read more
A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk “Excuse me; I’m looking for a job. Can you help?” The man can’t believe it and replies “Hold on minute sir, I’ll make some enquiries for you’… The man then phones up a showbiz agency and explains that there’s this … Read more
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. “Reverend, “said the young man, “Sorry about the delay. It … Read more
Daughter: “Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Las Vegas!” Dad: “What hotel did he run?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A busy mother and her two small children, Jack and Sally, were on a train ride to the city. Halfway through the trip, Jack asked his mother, “What was the name of the last station where this train stopped?” The mother replied, “I don’t remember. “Why?” “Well, “little Jack answered, “because that’s where Sally got … Read more
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, “You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can. “ After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone. When the judge asked … Read more