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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Trapeze Artists Okay
April 5, 2026
One day after returning home, Dusty checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring. He calls the circus to apply for a job since he wants to make a change in his life. “Sure, could you tell us about your act?” “Well, I studied trapeze for fun and can execute flawlessly without
Circus Kid Answers
April 5, 2026
A boy runs to his mom and asks: “Mom, mom! Can we go to the circus?” His mom answers: “No, kid. People should come over if they want to see you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Minutes Later – Daddy Poo
April 5, 2026
“Daddy, where does poo come from?” The father thought for a moment and said “You’re old enough to learn about this” so they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized, asks “what about Eeyore and Piglet?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Pooh Hello Piglet
April 5, 2026
“Hey, what’s going on, Pooh?” “Hello, Piglet. Christopher left us 10 honeypots. That makes 8 for each. “ “No, Pooh, that makes 5 for each of us. “ “Dunno about that, already ate mine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Girlfriend Suzan Once
April 5, 2026
“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Steward Shot Live
April 5, 2026
The doctor gave Steward one year to live, so he shot him. The judge gave Steward 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light