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Harvey’s Boss

Harvey’s Boss

April 5, 2026

Harvey’s boss said to him, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?” Harvey said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Sales Rep Whispered

Sales Rep Whispered

April 5, 2026

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. “I’ll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind, “said the shrink. “Just say ‘one-two-three,’ and you’ll give the presentation of your life. However, do not say ‘one-two-three-four,’ because it will cause you to freeze up and make a fool

Executive Begins

Executive Begins

April 5, 2026

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. “I must say, “says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from

Company Owner

Company Owner

April 5, 2026

A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled and replied, “It’s simple. I have 20 employees and 19 free parking spaces. One is paid parking. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Nasty Soup-Burn

Nasty Soup-Burn

April 5, 2026

“Doctor! There’s a fly in the ointment!” “Yes, I know, he’s recovering from a nasty soup-burn. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Outdo Anyone Based

Outdo Anyone Based

April 5, 2026

A young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light