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Sized Metal Box

Sized Metal Box

April 5, 2026

A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the top of their closet. Curious as he was, the wife told him to never look in it no matter what the circumstances. Over the years,

Man’s Treasure Daniel

Man’s Treasure Daniel

April 5, 2026

Bob: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. “ Daniel: “Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Wrong Finger – Honey Wearing

Wrong Finger – Honey Wearing

April 5, 2026

Husband: “Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” Wife: “Because I married the wrong man!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Chandelier’ Well Enough

Chandelier’ Well Enough

April 5, 2026

A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re against it. “Against it? Why?” the editor asks. “First, “the reporter says, “No one on the staff can spell ‘chandelier’ well enough to put it on an order form.

Red Coat Let’s

Red Coat Let’s

April 5, 2026

There are three women – one is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy.

Magician Holds Both

Magician Holds Both

April 5, 2026

With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. “Where’s the magic show?”, he breathlessly asks

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light