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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Pet Store
April 5, 2026
A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so expensive. The woman says to the clerk at the counter, “I’m looking to buy a pet for my husband but I’m on a very short budget! . “ “No worries, “replies the
Drunk Last
April 5, 2026
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he
Away Aargh
April 5, 2026
A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. “Don’t go”, he suddenly yells at the screen. “Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man. “ His wife calls from the kitchen, “What are you watching, honey?” “Our wedding video, “he bravely answers. This joke
Sorry Ma’am
April 5, 2026
A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry ma’am, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Antique Pocket Watch
April 5, 2026
It was an entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: “I’m here to put you into a trance;I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. “ The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your
Honeymoon Suite – Young Couple
April 5, 2026
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on. “ She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light