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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Classified Document Shredder
April 5, 2026
A young employee is working late at the office one evening. As he comes out of his office he sees the CEO standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand. “Do you know how to work this thing?” the CEO asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I
Trooper Responded Troopers
April 5, 2026
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says “I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper’s Ball?” The trooper responded, “Troopers don’t have balls, ma’am. “ After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away. This joke is
Sign Painted Tips
April 5, 2026
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, “SPEED TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted “TIPS”
Great Let’s
April 5, 2026
A drunk goes to court. The judge says, ‘You’ve been brought here for drinking.’ The drunk says, ‘Great. Let’s get started.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Rocket Scientist Brains
April 5, 2026
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it’s inoperable – in fact, it’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains – there’s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an
Office Executive Thank
April 5, 2026
Office executive “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?” Boss “Certainly not!” Office executive “Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light