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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Hey Earl Check
April 5, 2026
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, “Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing’ in the rain!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Rear View Mirror – Pulled Side
April 5, 2026
The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view mirror. “How long have you been riding around without a tail light?” asked the officer. “Oh, no!” screamed the man, jumping out of the car. “Calm down, it isn’t that serious, “said the officer. “Wait
Raf Roo Reep
April 5, 2026
During a cold winter day an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in
Drink Gamble Smoke
April 5, 2026
Patient: “Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?” Doctor: “How old are you now?” Patient: “Forty. “ Doctor: “Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?” Patient: “No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I have no vice. “ Doctor: “Then why do
Daughter’s Purse
April 5, 2026
There are three moms: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, and
Hawaii Master
April 5, 2026
A man was strolling along a beach in California. On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle. He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork. Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, “Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light