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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Discretion Shouts

Discretion Shouts

April 5, 2026

A man has five children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Five” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his

The Shop Window Dress – Taxi Passenger

The Shop Window Dress – Taxi Passenger

April 5, 2026

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever

Yup Socks Underwear

Yup Socks Underwear

April 5, 2026

Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV. “ Other guy responded, “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine that, an SUV… What a great gift!” “Yup! Socks, Underwear, and Viagra!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it

Along Snatched

Along Snatched

April 5, 2026

A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, “Hah! So what are you gonna do about that, little man?” “Nothing, “sighed the little guy despondently. “You see, today has been the worst day of

Wrong Herbert Grinned

Wrong Herbert Grinned

April 5, 2026

The other day, Nancy and Herbert got into some petty argument but neither of them would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally said, “Look. I’ll tell you what. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you admit I was right. “ “Ok. Fine. “Herbert said. She took a deep

Facilities Charlie

Facilities Charlie

April 5, 2026

Charlie joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day a gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: “Sir, did you call for me?” Charlie replies “No, what do you mean?” She says: “You must be

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light