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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Coffin Crashes

Coffin Crashes

April 5, 2026

Two men were loading up a hearse with a coffin on a steep incline. After they loaded the cargo, they both get into the vehicle. As they start to pull away, the back door swings wide open and the coffin crashes to the ground and starts sliding down the incline, across the intersection, into the

Grave Digger

Grave Digger

April 5, 2026

Two girlfriends were talking to each other about relationships. “I put an ad in one of those singles websites looking for a boyfriend. “ “What kind of guy did you say you were looking for?” “I wanted an ambitious guy who likes to dig in to get the job done and is really down to

Medical Reasons

Medical Reasons

April 5, 2026

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Problem Jimmy

Problem Jimmy

April 5, 2026

While Jimmy was out for dinner with his girlfriend, she started one of those “let’s be honest with each other” conversations women are good at. “I want us to be totally honest with each other, “she said. “I really wish you would change. “ “No problem!” Jimmy replied. “How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?”

Job He’s

Job He’s

April 5, 2026

Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband’s extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita’s husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, “I appreciate the fact that at last he’s found a new job, but I don’t like him taking his work home and finishing it in

Allergy Alzheimer’s Least

Allergy Alzheimer’s Least

April 5, 2026

An old man goes to his doctor. The doctor says “I got some bad news for you. you have an allergy and you have Alzheimer’s. “ And the old man says “At least I don’t have an allergy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light