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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Let’s Buy Bread
April 5, 2026
Two bums are walking down the street and they find $100. One says, “Ok, let’s buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on whiskey?. “ The other says, “I don’t get it, why do we need so much bread?. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Weren’t Hungry
April 5, 2026
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, “Oh I’m sorry, would you like some?” He replied, “No, I think I’ll wait. “ So they continued down the road and the
Missionary Couldn’t Believe
April 5, 2026
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with
Answered Passed High
April 5, 2026
There was an employment advertisement in an office. So a guy went there. Manager asked him: “Do you know what the meaning of a Ph. D. is?” The guy answered: “Passed High school with Difficulties. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Raw Sewage Door
April 5, 2026
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn’t sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it’s a nun saying she’s going door to door
National Anthem
April 5, 2026
A Medical University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man’s butt. Mystified, he
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light