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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Prayed Lord
April 5, 2026
Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it. “ A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder. “See, “said the woman. “It’s a
Gorgonzola Wait
April 5, 2026
Wife and husband bought condoms with different flavors. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavor. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: “Gorgonzola!” “Wait, it is not on yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book
Tax Tacks
April 5, 2026
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5. 00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
War Weary Soldier
April 5, 2026
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted rest and recuperation leave and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for
Couldn’t Either
April 5, 2026
Two women meet: “Me and my husband are no longer together… “ “Why?” “Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?” “No, of course I couldn’t!” “Well he couldn’t either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Vicar Delays Approve
April 5, 2026
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light