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Ten-Gallon Bucket

Ten-Gallon Bucket

April 5, 2026

Every spring, as soon as the snow thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, “Doctor, I don’t know how much more of this I can handle. We have eight

Womb Egg Sperm

Womb Egg Sperm

April 5, 2026

Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. “How much time do we need to reach the womb?” The second one answered “Too much time left… We are in the stomach now. “ This joke is included in the Black

Beautiful Apartment

Beautiful Apartment

April 5, 2026

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent For

Sex Drive

Sex Drive

April 5, 2026

An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of

Job Centre

Job Centre

April 5, 2026

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Brisbane, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the

Friend I’d Kiss

Friend I’d Kiss

April 5, 2026

Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light