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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Movie Theater
April 5, 2026
“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?” “That’s right, Sir. “ “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?” “That was my dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Dark Forest – Complains I’m
April 5, 2026
Wife complains husband, “When I’m crossing the dark forest when I’m coming back home I’m scared that someone will rape me. “ “Don’t worry” answers the husband, “you wouldn’t be so lucky… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bank Clerk
April 5, 2026
A young blonde walks into a bank to withdraw some money. “Can you identify yourself?” asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, “Yes, it’s me all right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Shouts Hello
April 5, 2026
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!” The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife’s Underwear
April 5, 2026
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ “Feeling randy?” asks the other. “‘No, “says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ocean-Going Yacht Row
April 5, 2026
Wife to husband: ‘When I married you you said you had an ocean-going yacht!’ Husband: ‘Shut up and row.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light