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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Anniversary Silence Darling
April 5, 2026
Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Please Mary
April 5, 2026
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night. “ The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” She
Stink I’ve Managed
April 5, 2026
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s
Photon Bellhop Luggage
April 5, 2026
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him “Do you have any luggage?” The photon replies, “Nope, I’m traveling light. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Toilet Seat
April 5, 2026
Husband: “Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: “I clean the toilet seat…” Husband: “How does it help?” Wife: “I use your toothbrush!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Favorite Chocolates Arrived
April 5, 2026
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is. “ “Of course I do, “he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light