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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wrong Finger
April 5, 2026
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bumps Bruises Complains
April 5, 2026
A woman came to a doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor says in surprise: “I thought your husband was out of town. “ “So did I… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Argue Forget
April 5, 2026
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dates Grow
April 5, 2026
The teacher asks the class: “Where do apples grow?” Smart Samantha answers: “On apple trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do pears grow?” Clever James answers: “On pear trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do dates grow?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: “On calendars?” This
Policeman Well
April 5, 2026
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the ten most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes, “answered the policeman. “Well,
George Washington
April 5, 2026
During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington. “George Washington, not only did he chop down his cherry tree, “the teacher explained, “but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? “ After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, “Maybe because George still had
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light