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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Beauty Salon
April 5, 2026
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: “So, how do I look?” “Well, at least you tried… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sounds Terrific Love
April 5, 2026
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that
Sizes Jacob
April 5, 2026
Jacob, age 87, and Rebecca, age 84, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers “Yes. “ Says
Elaborate Well
April 5, 2026
“Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. “ “I’m not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?” “Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also broke his finger and burned his tongue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Oral Sex
April 5, 2026
“Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma?” “Yes but just oral. “ “What is oral sex?” “I say “Fuck you”, she says “Fuck you too”! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mine Keeps
April 5, 2026
Joe: “It is sickening the way my wife keeps talking about her ex husband…” Mitchell: “That’s nothing, mine keeps talking about her next husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light