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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
These Jeans
April 5, 2026
Harry’s wife says, “Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?” He says, “No, our house isn’t blue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mathematician Exclaimed
April 5, 2026
A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said
Answered Even Quicker
April 5, 2026
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, “What is 2+2?” The engineer thought for a while and finally answered, “4. “ Then the mathematician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, “4. 0” Then
Willy Cookies Billy
April 5, 2026
The teacher asked Willy, “If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?” Willy immediately answered, “Seven! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Country Inn
April 5, 2026
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant
Per Pill Price
April 5, 2026
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished – but then realized “it’s only going to cost us $30 per year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light